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i am here to hurt...oh yeah
Sunday, February 25, 2007
make better movie,or i will kill myself with a spoon
Remember when movies were cool?I mean like where you had fun watching them?Well that fucking ship has set sail a long time ago.Now we have black men running around a plane with snakes.The teen drama-comdey thing where the ugly girl was really pertty,but everyone missed it?Or the "hard-boiled" cop that does what he wants and then acts like a sissy at the end,when he gets shot in the stomach.
What the fuck has happened ro us?I mean have we really tapped out of good plot lines?
Ok as this blog always go here the fucking "list"
1. no more ugly-pretty girl in a small town shit.unless she does porno,or is a hitman.why pay 8 bucks for that to still ingore the chick next door how looks like that.just give her the 8 bucks and call it a day!
2.No more tough cop shit.or buddy flicks about cops.it never really works.think about it when you get pulled over by a cop is it fuking funny?or action like?no it fucking painfull trying to talk yourself out of the ticket.A cop is not going to jump rooftop to rooftop to catch a drug dealer with a dime bag.
3.movies with sam jackson.I MEAN THIS GUY CAN'T STOP YELLING.WHY?WHY? MOTHERFUCKER?I WILL KILL YOU!I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!see just reading that you have seen all of his movies.tell me i'm wrong,you MOTHERFUCKER!no balck man is that mad,making 2 million dollars a picture.
4.no more dating movies,where the guy looks like an asshole.men are what they are from women.stop with this "i'm so great i can't find a man,becuase they are all shit"make a movie about a guy that tells it as it is,without looking like a dick doing it.oh for the record there are more women in the world then men.if you can't find one maybe it's cause you watch movies like this!
5. stop making race movies!!!!i think at some point we all know every race is different,do we new to see a movie about it?one that will solve or help nothing?god....i really can't wait to see "crash pt. 2"movies like this keep people away from each other not bring us together...oh by the way don't make a movie where the black guy dies first.now you are just slapping everyone it the face.
6.Stop making movie about fucking real mass murders!!!movies like ted bundy;ed gein;and so forth.do you want people to get a fucking idea?i mean they don't even give the money to the family of the people killed.so really you are watching a "remade snuff film".oh did i say something wrong?
7.stop making movie with steven segal!!!!!the guy is fucking 80 years old breaking everyone arm.how wants to see that.fuck i'm to nervous to not open the door for an older person,they might try to fuck me up.also he is a white guy,but in every movie he's something else.this guy changes race faster than a porno star changes partners.
8.stop making movie based off of books,by the same 10 authors.i don't know if you all noticed but there are alot of books out there,most are really good.fuck the new bond flick.or tom clany books.use someone else!!!
9.stop making movies "based on real life" and then make up the whole fucking thing.besides real life is kinda of boring.and he i see another "teacher trying reach his students" movie this years i will fucking kill myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!what about the gym teacher that wanted to be the art teacher,but couldn't spell art. now that's a fucking movie!
listen to what i say and people will love it.otherwise i will make a movie about a lone cop teaming up with the underage ugly-pretty girl.trying to save the dying black man who was stabbed by the crazy killer and his talking pig.i'm not joking
What the fuck has happened ro us?I mean have we really tapped out of good plot lines?
Ok as this blog always go here the fucking "list"
1. no more ugly-pretty girl in a small town shit.unless she does porno,or is a hitman.why pay 8 bucks for that to still ingore the chick next door how looks like that.just give her the 8 bucks and call it a day!
2.No more tough cop shit.or buddy flicks about cops.it never really works.think about it when you get pulled over by a cop is it fuking funny?or action like?no it fucking painfull trying to talk yourself out of the ticket.A cop is not going to jump rooftop to rooftop to catch a drug dealer with a dime bag.
3.movies with sam jackson.I MEAN THIS GUY CAN'T STOP YELLING.WHY?WHY? MOTHERFUCKER?I WILL KILL YOU!I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!see just reading that you have seen all of his movies.tell me i'm wrong,you MOTHERFUCKER!no balck man is that mad,making 2 million dollars a picture.
4.no more dating movies,where the guy looks like an asshole.men are what they are from women.stop with this "i'm so great i can't find a man,becuase they are all shit"make a movie about a guy that tells it as it is,without looking like a dick doing it.oh for the record there are more women in the world then men.if you can't find one maybe it's cause you watch movies like this!
5. stop making race movies!!!!i think at some point we all know every race is different,do we new to see a movie about it?one that will solve or help nothing?god....i really can't wait to see "crash pt. 2"movies like this keep people away from each other not bring us together...oh by the way don't make a movie where the black guy dies first.now you are just slapping everyone it the face.
6.Stop making movie about fucking real mass murders!!!movies like ted bundy;ed gein;and so forth.do you want people to get a fucking idea?i mean they don't even give the money to the family of the people killed.so really you are watching a "remade snuff film".oh did i say something wrong?
7.stop making movie with steven segal!!!!!the guy is fucking 80 years old breaking everyone arm.how wants to see that.fuck i'm to nervous to not open the door for an older person,they might try to fuck me up.also he is a white guy,but in every movie he's something else.this guy changes race faster than a porno star changes partners.
8.stop making movie based off of books,by the same 10 authors.i don't know if you all noticed but there are alot of books out there,most are really good.fuck the new bond flick.or tom clany books.use someone else!!!
9.stop making movies "based on real life" and then make up the whole fucking thing.besides real life is kinda of boring.and he i see another "teacher trying reach his students" movie this years i will fucking kill myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!what about the gym teacher that wanted to be the art teacher,but couldn't spell art. now that's a fucking movie!
listen to what i say and people will love it.otherwise i will make a movie about a lone cop teaming up with the underage ugly-pretty girl.trying to save the dying black man who was stabbed by the crazy killer and his talking pig.i'm not joking
