i am here to hurt...oh yeah

Thursday, July 28, 2005

remake this,bitch

This past year i have seen alot of "remakes".And fro the most part they all suck,really bad.Hollywood has ran out of ideas,and decided to remake "shitty" movies instead of making a good movie.I saw the new "willy wonka "movie;and i have to say.......what the fuck was tim doing?I'm not sure what i was watching,but know this much it's not a "kids"movie,really if you think about it the first one wasn't either.

1.charlie and the choclate factory- was a reason for tim to put all his movies in at once;as well as some of stanley's and albert's(kubrick and hitchcock)a very strange movie,but not bad just creepy.even for tim.
2.shaft- another sam jackson movie that he can yell and be the "angry black man".but a really boring movie with shitty action.maybe he didn't yell enough.
3.bad news bears-what the fuck,do you see the first one?it was great with making you say "damn i can't beleive they said that".the new one is "what,this shit is tame.but billy bob is in it?give me back my money"
4.bewitched-not really that bad,but it was lacking.just an ok movie.but worth seeing just for will,who is great.
5.texas chainsaw massacre-great,a really awesome movie.not one bad thing about it.not as shocking as the first,but well done.
6.house of a 1000 corpses- another remake of texas massacre,but way different.and very cool.rob put his own feel into it.a great movie to have for any horror lover,fuck a great movie for anyone really.
7.swat;dukes of hazard;starsky and hutch-all 3 of these shows sucked so why make a movie about it?and with the talnet that was in starsky and hutch it should have been alot better.
8.batman begins-wow,about time they did it right.the fights sucked,but it was about the "begining"and the birth of batman,not the fighting.it made the other batman movies look worse off than before.tis shame tis shame.
There are to many to list,but next time if you are going to remake an movie,pick an shitty movie and do that.Like "showgirls"or any kevin costner movie,that way it has to be better than the first.

stop annoying me,damn it

Ok i know i haven't done a post in forever,you will get over it.I haven't done anything one this blog,because this is about things that make me really mad.Well,i have been really depressed,not mad.But i was thinking the other day,and thought about how i hated "small talk";really small talk about my life lately.Meant as harmless questions,but if people thought about them,they would see they are not.

    1. "how are you?"....bad so don't ask me,you know what is happening to me,why ask that?
      2."are you seeing anyone now?"...no,you mean someone other woman,to lie and hurt me?no,i can be an loser on my own.i don't need the help.
      3."i have an friend,would like to meet her..blah blah blah"....you mean you want me to take out your friend,so she can leave you alone and now get on my last nerve?no thanks.
      4."are you going to get back together with her"...that is a really dumb question,and really none of your fucking business.
      5."do you miss her,you were with her for a long time"...gee thanks for making me relive it asshole,by pointing out the details.
      6."when is the last time you got some?"...i should slap you for even asking me that.
      7."what are you doing tonight?"....no you dumbass,i'm not going to kill myself,don't worry.
      These are a few of the dumb questions i get,but the problem is i get it from the same people everyday.You would think they would stop asking,asking does not make things better for me,only worst.So fucking cut it out.

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