demon's rants

This past year i have seen alot of "remakes".And fro the most part they all suck,really bad.Hollywood has ran out of ideas,and decided to remake "shitty" movies instead of making a good movie.I saw the new "willy wonka "movie;and i have to say.......what the fuck was tim doing?I'm not sure what i was watching,but know this much it's not a "kids"movie,really if you think about it the first one wasn't either.

1.charlie and the choclate factory- was a reason for tim to put all his movies in at once;as well as some of stanley's and albert's(kubrick and hitchcock)a very strange movie,but not bad just creepy.even for tim.

2.shaft- another sam jackson movie that he can yell and be the "angry black man".but a really boring movie with shitty action.maybe he didn't yell enough.

3.bad news bears-what the fuck,do you see the first one?it was great with making you say "damn i can't beleive they said that".the new one is "what,this shit is tame.but billy bob is in it?give me back my money"

4.bewitched-not really that bad,but it was lacking.just an ok movie.but worth seeing just for will,who is great.

5.texas chainsaw massacre-great,a really awesome movie.not one bad thing about it.not as shocking as the first,but well done.

6.house of a 1000 corpses- another remake of texas massacre,but way different.and very cool.rob put his own feel into it.a great movie to have for any horror lover,fuck a great movie for anyone really.

7.swat;dukes of hazard;starsky and hutch-all 3 of these shows sucked so why make a movie about it?and with the talnet that was in starsky and hutch it should have been alot better.

8.batman begins-wow,about time they did it right.the fights sucked,but it was about the "begining"and the birth of batman,not the fighting.it made the other batman movies look worse off than before.tis shame tis shame.

There are to many to list,but next time if you are going to remake an movie,pick an shitty movie and do that.Like "showgirls"or any kevin costner movie,that way it has to be better than the first.