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i am here to hurt...oh yeah
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
xmas help(real meanings)
With the greed holiday coming up,i knew we would need help to some of the things we hear everyday.So here goes a list of most common said dumb things.
- "i'm just looking"-i really don't have the money "what time are you open till"-how long can i ask you dumb questions,before i'm kicked out "i know you aren't to say,but know of any deals coming up?"-your job means nothing to me,give me what i want "well at your competitor they have blah,blah"-i'm really really cheap(or)they didn't like me there either "where is your mgr"-i will bitch and moan to get this cheaper or free "it's not for me,it for blah blah"-i have no one,i'm so lonely "do you have it in another color?-i really don't have the money,but this way i will just seem picky and not broke "well the tag says,blah blah and i know it's only 5 bucks off,blah,blah"-i don't have enough gas money to get home "you should advertise it if you don't have it,blah,blah"-damn,it did say while supplies last didn't it.i should read more often "merry christmas and happy new year"-next time i see you,i will try to get you fired(or)i can't wait to come back and get help from them again for hours,because i'm lonely,so lonely "it didn't say that on the receipt"in my holiday rush, i'm a retard because i didn't read
